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1. Sorry
2. How you liking the babes... ( I know you been checking them out )
3. Computer's suck ( don't buy a new one with vista )
4. Sorry you got sick on Sat. Dave.. It's usually me though..
5. Mikey... I wouldn't sit there for hours waiting on the window.. Use the complimentary drop-off service.. Hell make them come back and get you too...
6. The Dr. is obviously not in the bloghouse...
7. Valentine's Day is over .... Next subject please ( lol.. like I'm one to talk )
8. Chris.. way to go ( not ) tread lightly and hope all is good for July ... ( or June ) whichever comes first.
9. Em.. quit talking like your an english major.. Slangelish would be way more understandable.
10. Springs almost here... I can't wait... Babes, Bikini's ( yes I know I'll be in trouble for this one but hey ) , beer, and BBQ's... Oh and the Redneck Waterslide... what else could be better...

P.S. Karen and Paula- I didn't forget you, I just didn't have much to say ( well.... Karen - Don't you know anyone with tools and a truck.... ? Paula - no comments good or bad... keep up the good work... )

Look no Carlin this time... Moving up in the blogworld huh... Ok maybe not.. I'm not very original but... hey I'm still here......

So I really have nothing original, fun, or blasphemistic ( for you Em ) to say at this point.. I just thought I needed to post something new...


Oh yeah, did I mention Computer's suck... I got one new one that does no good with old programs, one old one that won't read the hard drive, and one relatively new one that can't figure out whether it's an XP Pro or XP Home machine... I got a lot of work to do... Wifey gonna kill me I don't get those pictures off her machine.....

Hey Dave ...Question... You say you installed speakers in the ceiling... for 5.1.... Did you in fact also add either a fiber optic or coaxial digital cable... to both your Sat. Receiver and DVD...? I'm hoping so.. cause if you didn't .. Your still listening to crappy old dobly pro-logic.... ( Well this is what someone told me once anyway ).....

Well I gues that's it for tonite..

No wait... there's more...

Doug - What the hell happened after you caught the shark.... ? You came home,posted, and then moved into never, never blogville...Come on I know you taught Billiam how to weld.. Thrill us...LOL


Chow,

Me.....

Since I IS!!!!!!!!

Well since I seem to be on a George Carlin run here.... Good catch there Mr. Anonymous....
I thought I would post another of his Glorious Life Realities.....


THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider This:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit,horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!


And to quote one of my favorite people...."Now ain't that some shit"

Think about this one for a while.....

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you’re too young to work. So you go to High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.
As you get even younger -- pretty soon you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap Until finally. ..



You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

Good night and good ridence ( well at least for now )

Mike

Well I promised so here I am.. not even sure where to start

Ok well all. I've promised I would do this.. So Here I am... I can't believe that out of all the smart, computer literate friends that I have .. No one has found me yet.. Been here almost a year as you can see by initial ( let's give this a shot ) post.. and still NO one.... LOL>.


Ok.. well here goes.. My first real post .. going to contain all of the following ( thanks, complaints, why's, funnies, and whatever the heck else I feel like doing )....

1. Joke of the day...... Fish swim upstream , Hit concrete wall, say "dam".....

2. Dave and Em.. thanks for the invite last night I had a great time.

3. Christmas.... I am not like most people.. I really don't like the holiday's ... I have to work to much, spend to much, and not get to do the things I would like to.... But most of all ( here's where the complaint comes in and my wife is going to kill me ) I really don't like it when I purchase something ( not to be mentioned here ) and give to some certain person ( not to be mentioned here ) and they seem to think they won't look good in it... Yeah I know I've broken the old tribunal law about husbands giving there wives something sexy ( oh my, did I say that? ) for a gift.. But, ( now I get to earn some points back ) Honey , You've done a wonderful job with your diet program. You look great... What I don't understand though is ... What the heck do I have to do to get you to feel like your sexy ( in my eyes ) , and act sexy..? I'm confused... Maybe I'll write Sue the Sex Goddess and find out... LOL... Well I guess I'll just have to sit back and wait and see... to be continued later......

4. Four-wheeling.... I think I've found a new passion that is going to cost me a lot of money... This four-wheeling thing is a lot of fun... You should try it sometime.. I mean look, I get to go out and get muddy, act like a kid, ride all day and mostly just ignore the life that I live daily...

Well .. I think that's about it for now.. I'm not very creative, nor can I keep a thought train going for very long... Who know's.. I might be the one that makes 3 or 4 posts a day, just to keep people coming back...


Dave: As for you, I'm a little behind on this.. But... I challenge you to who get's the most hits next year ( now if you can only show me how to check it.. ) LOL...

Anyways. Good night for now,
Your humble drinking buddy,
Mike

Where Do I Fit In ?

Ok. I've now joined a group of people that I never had any intention of joining. This group would be considered those that like to let their feelings out ( for both themselves and others ), those that have way to much time on their hands, those that have way to much to talk about, those that are way to creative with the things they do have to talk about, etc......

Where Do I Fit In?

Glad you asked.

I'm not sure. I think I'm doing it just because but we'll see won't we.