Merry Christmas...
Yes I said Merry Christmas... It is my blog after all and I celebrate Christmas.. not Hanakuh, or Kwanza, or any other version of it that I might not be familiar with.... Christmas....
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Reverse Blog Challenge......
Ok.. Here it is .. The start of the "Reverse Blog Challenge"....
Here's the Idea...
You can't blog on your own blog, but love commenting on other's... Well we are going to call that " Reverse Blogging " from now on.. Come on folks,.. Let's start a revelation.....Blog on someone else's blog..
Dave this will have to be great for your infamous blog searches.... LOL...
Anyways...
ME.
Here's the Idea...
You can't blog on your own blog, but love commenting on other's... Well we are going to call that " Reverse Blogging " from now on.. Come on folks,.. Let's start a revelation.....Blog on someone else's blog..
Dave this will have to be great for your infamous blog searches.... LOL...
Anyways...
ME.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Chicago at it's best
Ok.. so we've been here since Sunday....I have come to the realization that St. Louis isn't so bad after all...
1. Room service case of domestic beer.... $ 128.00
2. Room Service bottle of Vodka ...... $ 80.00
3. Carton of cigarettes in Schaumburg $ 60.00
4. Traffic that is out of this world
5. Parking ( valet only at the first hotel ) $41.00 / a day
I'm so glad I didn't have to use any of the above services except the Valet Parking...It was mandatory..( good thing someone else is paying for it )
Anyways.. We've had fun so far... Diana has even been drinking beer and other things with me.... Oh yeah... New discovery last night... Sobe Rush and UV Blue tastes really close to a real Shrek.....
So far we have found a few bars/restaurants ( we're going to screw you if you want something to drink ) locations here that have either had Red Bull or UV Blue but not a combination of both... Well with the exception of the bar at the top of The Hancock Tower ( $15.00 ) a drink....
Oh well ... Life sucks...
Later,
Mike
1. Room service case of domestic beer.... $ 128.00
2. Room Service bottle of Vodka ...... $ 80.00
3. Carton of cigarettes in Schaumburg $ 60.00
4. Traffic that is out of this world
5. Parking ( valet only at the first hotel ) $41.00 / a day
I'm so glad I didn't have to use any of the above services except the Valet Parking...It was mandatory..( good thing someone else is paying for it )
Anyways.. We've had fun so far... Diana has even been drinking beer and other things with me.... Oh yeah... New discovery last night... Sobe Rush and UV Blue tastes really close to a real Shrek.....
So far we have found a few bars/restaurants ( we're going to screw you if you want something to drink ) locations here that have either had Red Bull or UV Blue but not a combination of both... Well with the exception of the bar at the top of The Hancock Tower ( $15.00 ) a drink....
Oh well ... Life sucks...
Later,
Mike
Monday, April 09, 2007
Just another Monday
Well It's been awhile since I posted.. Heck I almost forgot how to get in here to post......
Things I've discovered since last posting.....
1. I hate people that don't know how to drive... Anyone that has been to my house know's... That when you want to take a right onto HWY 94.. there is a 1/4 mile of road to use to merge into the traffic... FREAKING USE IT MORON'S... It's not there to look at....( oh I'm sorry, If you were looking the right way you would know this.. )
2. My summer is already taken.. If you want me around you better make arangements quick like...
3. I need to find a copy of window's.. Somehow I loaded up the wrong copy this last time.. Now it comes back as a genuine "fake" , "you can't use that" copy....
4. Cat's and toilet's both suck....
5. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much
the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
6. I'm Stuck in the Bathroom:
Ok Ponder on this one...
1. Hey how about McDonald's for lunch....
2. Ok Dear sounds good.. Haven't had that in over 12 hours....( so we got a kid )
3. Be right back ... Gotta go potty....
4. Open door
5. Open door to stall ( now this is where the fright starts ) thinking to myself " oh my, how many other dirty hands have been on this handle.. " ( should I open and then go wash up to pee...)
6. Nah just go pee.. you got to wash up afterwards anyway..
7. Ok..
8. I hope I don't get anything from the door ( to the stall ) handle...
9. Unzip, flip, and p....
10. Ah, time to wash up.....
11. Pull on sink knob ( knowing what the last person was doing right before pulling on sink knob ) ( I hope )
12. Squirt soap into hand, lather, rinse,repeat, lather, rinse, repeat.. ( oh I've been stuck in this circle before )
13. Yeah Clean hands... now... how the hell do I turn off the sink knob.. Knowing what the last person that turned it on was doing before....
14. Use elbow... ( See what I meant by the comment of step 11 )
15. Now hit the button to start the wind machine ( um hope the last person actually washed hands and not just hit the wind machine before walking out to make everyone around think that they had actually washed hands )..
16. Ok elbow again...
17. Damn it .. Door... now what....
18. See step 11. above....
7. My wife.... LOL love ya honey...No Really,,,, I do love ya...
8. Bill's garage is haunted... I mean that is the only explanation I can come up with for what made us do what we did Saturday night.... Oh my... You all are going to crack up....
9. Work - Ok .. Things are going good at work.. Get my review on Thursday 4-12-07, Chicago trip 15th- 21st.. Some new " responsibilities " getting ready to start.. Work is ok right now...
10. We're goin to Mexico...... And not one of you son's-of-bitches that I'm going with... included me in today's email..... Ha... Off with your head's....... ( I knew because the wifey left her email open, wasn't snooping but it opened up there ). Sorry dear....
TA Da....That's It...
Mike
Things I've discovered since last posting.....
1. I hate people that don't know how to drive... Anyone that has been to my house know's... That when you want to take a right onto HWY 94.. there is a 1/4 mile of road to use to merge into the traffic... FREAKING USE IT MORON'S... It's not there to look at....( oh I'm sorry, If you were looking the right way you would know this.. )
2. My summer is already taken.. If you want me around you better make arangements quick like...
3. I need to find a copy of window's.. Somehow I loaded up the wrong copy this last time.. Now it comes back as a genuine "fake" , "you can't use that" copy....
4. Cat's and toilet's both suck....
5. A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much
the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
6. I'm Stuck in the Bathroom:
Ok Ponder on this one...
1. Hey how about McDonald's for lunch....
2. Ok Dear sounds good.. Haven't had that in over 12 hours....( so we got a kid )
3. Be right back ... Gotta go potty....
4. Open door
5. Open door to stall ( now this is where the fright starts ) thinking to myself " oh my, how many other dirty hands have been on this handle.. " ( should I open and then go wash up to pee...)
6. Nah just go pee.. you got to wash up afterwards anyway..
7. Ok..
8. I hope I don't get anything from the door ( to the stall ) handle...
9. Unzip, flip, and p....
10. Ah, time to wash up.....
11. Pull on sink knob ( knowing what the last person was doing right before pulling on sink knob ) ( I hope )
12. Squirt soap into hand, lather, rinse,repeat, lather, rinse, repeat.. ( oh I've been stuck in this circle before )
13. Yeah Clean hands... now... how the hell do I turn off the sink knob.. Knowing what the last person that turned it on was doing before....
14. Use elbow... ( See what I meant by the comment of step 11 )
15. Now hit the button to start the wind machine ( um hope the last person actually washed hands and not just hit the wind machine before walking out to make everyone around think that they had actually washed hands )..
16. Ok elbow again...
17. Damn it .. Door... now what....
18. See step 11. above....
7. My wife.... LOL love ya honey...No Really,,,, I do love ya...
8. Bill's garage is haunted... I mean that is the only explanation I can come up with for what made us do what we did Saturday night.... Oh my... You all are going to crack up....
9. Work - Ok .. Things are going good at work.. Get my review on Thursday 4-12-07, Chicago trip 15th- 21st.. Some new " responsibilities " getting ready to start.. Work is ok right now...
10. We're goin to Mexico...... And not one of you son's-of-bitches that I'm going with... included me in today's email..... Ha... Off with your head's....... ( I knew because the wifey left her email open, wasn't snooping but it opened up there ). Sorry dear....
TA Da....That's It...
Mike
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Weekends are good........
Well... Let's see.....
Friday : Didn't have any kid responsibility so we went to dinner and then headed to The Doc's... Had a few drinks, spoke about some upcoming events... Had another drink ( yeah she was mad ) ... Then went home...
Saturday : Went 4-wheeling.. Met a group of people in Columbia that I didn't know.. However turned out to be a good time... Nice group of folks... Came home and was directed to the ( yes once again ) Doc's house... drank a few "Shrek's" patent pending ... and proceeded to win at the poker game...Woo hoo.. I'm $20.00 richer than I was yesterday.
Sunday : Went to Dave's ... Painted...( yeah the colors are good )... done in 3 hours.... Guess who's getting invited next time we paint... LOL..... Just kidding....WE GOT OUTSIDE YARD STUFF TO DO HERE>>>> LOL...
Anyways... the weekend went well.. I guess I can't complain...
Honey : ( gotta be a honey thing in here somewhere ) ... I LOVE YOU!!!!!.... Thanks for just being you... ( no rose petals around the bed ) but ... I love you still the same....
Friday : Didn't have any kid responsibility so we went to dinner and then headed to The Doc's... Had a few drinks, spoke about some upcoming events... Had another drink ( yeah she was mad ) ... Then went home...
Saturday : Went 4-wheeling.. Met a group of people in Columbia that I didn't know.. However turned out to be a good time... Nice group of folks... Came home and was directed to the ( yes once again ) Doc's house... drank a few "Shrek's" patent pending ... and proceeded to win at the poker game...Woo hoo.. I'm $20.00 richer than I was yesterday.
Sunday : Went to Dave's ... Painted...( yeah the colors are good )... done in 3 hours.... Guess who's getting invited next time we paint... LOL..... Just kidding....WE GOT OUTSIDE YARD STUFF TO DO HERE>>>> LOL...
Anyways... the weekend went well.. I guess I can't complain...
Honey : ( gotta be a honey thing in here somewhere ) ... I LOVE YOU!!!!!.... Thanks for just being you... ( no rose petals around the bed ) but ... I love you still the same....
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